Защита на научна теза

Scene: It’s a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting
outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.
Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: “What are you working on?”
Rabbit: “My thesis.”
Fox: “Hmmm. What’s it about?”
Rabbit: “Oh, I’m writing about how rabbits eat foxes.”
Fox: (incredulous pause) “That’s ridiculous! Any fool knows
that rabbits don’t eat foxes.”
Rabbit: “Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me.”
They both disappear into the rabbit’s burrow. After a few minutes,
the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes
typing.
Scene inside the rabbit’s burrow: In one corner, there is a pile
of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the
other side of the room, a huge lion is belching and picking his
teeth.
(The End)
Moral: It doesn’t matter what you choose for a thesis subject.
It doesn’t matter what you use for data.
What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.
– – Anonymous